To Kill a Motarboard
This is dedicated specially to a dear fren, who had to purchase her grad motarboard, because an important component inside it was severely damaged (read: cardboard inside at one corner, was bent)
So to cheer her up and to give some advice on how she can use it well, ernie takes up the task of finding:
101 Uses for your Motarboard:
1) You can sign up with SMU's dear Ultimate Frisbee Club because u now own your own frisbee.
2) In times of desperation, flip it upside down along orchard road, and Viola! Your very own begging bowl. You know, grads get more $$$ and if they know tat u are one ( and wat better way of letting them know but to beg with ur moterboard?) you get more! See? Grads get more and better things: higher pay, higher bonus, higher stress, and higher donations too!
3)tired, will continue another day. Contributions are welcome!
Cheer up Cranberry!
So to cheer her up and to give some advice on how she can use it well, ernie takes up the task of finding:
101 Uses for your Motarboard:
1) You can sign up with SMU's dear Ultimate Frisbee Club because u now own your own frisbee.
2) In times of desperation, flip it upside down along orchard road, and Viola! Your very own begging bowl. You know, grads get more $$$ and if they know tat u are one ( and wat better way of letting them know but to beg with ur moterboard?) you get more! See? Grads get more and better things: higher pay, higher bonus, higher stress, and higher donations too!
3)tired, will continue another day. Contributions are welcome!
Cheer up Cranberry!
posted by ernie bernie at 12:39 AM
2 Comments:
Hahaha...e auntie at the counter said to call frens to sign on e motarboard. Hmmz, how abt a GRAD signing on it n auctioning it off on ebay? ;)...aniwei, thx so much for e entertainment. It's alrdy mid wk. Hang in there at work:)
Another SMU grad who got ripped off by that bunch of bloodsuckers?
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