Will the real ErnieBernie please stand up?

Its so weird, looking back at my testimonials on Friendster, both D'rianne and PS claim to not know me very well. Tat's very disturbing to me, that more and more people seem to keep suggesting, that they dont seem to know me at all.

Lately, i seem to be asking myself that question as well, even i dunno who i really am. This is scary rite?

It reflects a lot, that not much is reflected upon me by friends; my testimonials online, as aptly pointed out by someone, seems to be short and vague. What does that reflect about me? (that i'm short too? Brrr...)

When i take a light approach to things and issues, people hate me for not being serious. When i think hard and get serious, they think that i'm frightful and unapproachable. What the hell do u all want??

Until today, i still wonder, who will really cry for me. I'm serious. Other than having instructed and appointed someone to shed tears for me at my funeral, i really dun see anyone who would sense that much lost in them, that would render such an act.

Was i born to entertain you?